Chess (limerick)

He once met a man online

Who he thought was terribly fine

He’s beating him a chess

His game is a mess

And I can’t think of a last line

Gender (limerick)

There was a child with a dilemma

They didn’t quite understand gender

It was more than a faze

It was not just a craze

They might have been both or neither

Unrequited (limerick)

There was a silly young girl

Who fell for a girl with a curl

She knew it was pointless

Telling her would be useless

But her poor head remained in a whirl

Don’t Assume (Story Fragment)

Kay peered down through the skylight at the family sitting around the table. The youngest a boy reached for the bread and one of the older girls pulled it away responding to the mother’s command. She couldn’t see a father the boys were all too young. She looked closer. The children didn’t seem at all alike but half resembled the mother in some feature. They must have different fathers she decided and they all must have left. Then the kitchen door opened. The children jumped up to great the woman who walked in, their other mother Kay realised. Kay could now see the woman’s resemblance to the other children. Kay smiled down at the family she should have known better than to assume.